this one goes out to you, amanda
on some occasions, a sloth will be climbing and it will reach up and grab its own arm. this usually results in the sloth falling to its death because it mistook itself for a branch.
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.
Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.
If you are female and get a male iguana for a pet there is a good chance that male iguana will think you are his girlfriend and will flash his penis at a human man that comes into your space in order to try to tell them “yo this is my place and that’s my girl” and this makes me want an iguana just so boys feel just as awkward in my house as I do when they are in my space.