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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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(via the-blog-that-never-was)

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wherethefuckisadtr:

th3worldonfir3:

goatkult:

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this one goes out to you, amanda

on some occasions, a sloth will be climbing and it will reach up and grab its own arm. this usually results in the sloth falling to its death because it mistook itself for a branch. 

(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker, via lesshumanmoretimelord)

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

(via tyleroakley)

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via sorayraya)

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unsharedmemories:

i find it extremely sad that my parents have no idea what i’ve been through and continue to go through

(via icy-brunette)

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vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

(via the-blog-that-never-was)

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forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(via buddhacunt)

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mjwatson:

If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.

Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.

(via lady-redrum)

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“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

“Hey Phil, what’s your favorite color?”

(via buddhacunt)

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akalittleone:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

(via thespecialsecretsonginside)

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thestarlightqueen:

If you are female and get a male iguana for a pet there is a good chance that male iguana will think you are his girlfriend and will flash his penis at a human man that comes into your space in order to try to tell them “yo this is my place and that’s my girl” and this makes me want an iguana just so boys feel just as awkward in my house as I do when they are in my space.

(via zekejedediahdunbar)

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